Happy Serbian(Orthodox) New Year!!! And I present you some Yogi Berra quotes to make you laugh and think....and hence joyfully create the same .... Whatever!!!

We made too many wrong mistakes.


Pair up in threes.


We're lost, but we're making great time!


We were overwhelming underdogs.


Never answer an anonymous letter.


I knew exactly where it was, I just couldn't find it.


You give 100 percent in the first half of the game, and if that isn't enough in the second half you give what's left.


90% of the game is half mental.


You can observe a lot just by watching.


It gets late early out there. (Referring to the sun conditions in left field at the stadium.)


Little League baseball is a good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets and the kids out of the house.


I really liked it. Even the music was good. (When asked if he liked the opera one evening.)


I don't know, I'm not in shape yet. (When asked what size cap he wanted.)


You should always go to other people's funerals. Otherwise they won't come to yours.


You better cut the pizza in four pieces. I'm not hungry enough to eat eight.


It was hard to have a conversation with anyone - there were too many people talking.


A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.


I'd find the fellow who lost it, and, if he was poor, I'd return it. (When asked what he would do if he found a million dollars.)


It's not too far, it just seems like it is.


(When bumped by a man carrying a grandfather clock) Why can't you wear a watch like everybody else?


No, you didn't wake me up. I had to get up to answer the phone anyway.


Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.


The only reason I need these gloves is 'cause of my hands.


You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.


Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself. (After being told he looked cool.)


We have a good time together, even when we're not together.


It's never happened in the World Series history - and it hasn't happened since.


I usually take a two hour nap, from one to four.


Don't get me right, I'm just asking.


Shut up and talk.


You mean now? (When asked for the time.)


I wish I had an answer to that, because I'm tired of answering that question.


Steve McQueen looks good in this movie. He must have made it before he died.


How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. (Upon receiving a cheque from Jack Buck made out to "Bearer".)


The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.


I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.


The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.